Funny Girl

I really, really, really, really, really love this movie. I can't possibly get enough of it. I feel such a bond with Fanny and Barbra just knocks everything out of the park. I would kill to have hair/makeup like that! No joke. And her voice!! She's so funny and so tragic. I wish stars still acted like that. But noooooo. They got divorced, Audrey was classy, Fanny was classy, they were always classy. Now? We get mad. Shave our heads, get high/drunk, forget our kids, and whatever else. Quite sad.
Also, "Glee", back off my movie. I'm serious. If I YouTube it, I want BARBRA! I DON'T WANT ANY GLEE TART!

This movie is absolutely amazing. If you haven't watched it, I recommend you-- Never mind. No. I'd shoot someone (not literally), if they thought that they could reference my movie and not back it up with knowledge of other movies.
It drives me bonkers when girls wear Marilyn Monroe shirts and don't really know who she is and can't list three movies. ("Let's Make Love," "Seven-Year Itch," "Some Like It Hot," "We're Not Married.) It's so sad. She's an icon but nobody really knows who she is.

Googling Myself

Isn't it funny how "Google" has become a verb? I think so.

I Googled myself the other day and was quite pleased with the results. So I thought that I would share them with you. It makes me really happy when I see my blog somewhere or people mention it or I see how "popular" it is. (Popular is a general term, of course. Because I can be popular is my area, but unknown in the next neighborhood. I can be popular in the Philippines but the Irish could have never heard of me. I am a popular blog on my list of facebook friends-- of the few who I know read my blog-- but, in my school, almost nobody knows. Which is fine.)
So! Google "masochistic beaver" and the first three hits are my blog. The homepage, "Owning Up To It," and "Popular." The next two are to my Tumblr. (Note: I do not use my Tumblr. I got it to feed into my blog and to find pictures. Because I really like the yellow-green, vintage wash to pictures. However, I got lots of things that I would rather not see.. So, it's basically deleted. I just can't figure out/don't really care to figure out a way to delete it. So that is why there is no link here. Because it's useless.) The next two made me really happy. It was some website (Broken Controllers? Anybody heard of it?). You can download my blog post from that! Only one person's downloaded it.. But it still makes me happy to see that my blog is somewhere other than my blog, my facebook, and my twitter. After that, it's just some other various webpages, my blog is mentioned on the first half of page two and done.
Next comes Images! This makes me giggle. The first one is my current blog header. Then there's a bunch of really pretty pictures! I didn't even blog them all but I will now!

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 Mel Brooks... holding a beaver.. I love how they both act like it's totally normal.. I was confused. But I laughed my butt off. So it's okay.

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 So.. Pretty.

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 To me, this girl looks like Ariel.. From the little mermaid? I don't know why. But she's so pretty!

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 Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww... Cutest thing ever!!

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 I can't decide if I feel bad for the kitten or if I find this abso-freakin'-lutely hilarious!

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 This is so pretty. I have an odd obsession with pregnant bellies. Like, if I see someone with a pregnant belly, I will not be able to stop staring. They're just so impressive! I'll post about them later. Because they really are cool.

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Now a video that isn't on Google but should be.

Vintage

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  This one amused the crap out of me. It's like, "Happy Valentine's Day. Be aware that I may leave you."

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Oh! Don't mind me! I'm just riding a bike in my lingerie.

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 Thank goodness that the beer is still good!

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I just laughed my butt off at this one. I don't even get the point but it was freakin' hilarious.

I'm Still Alive!

I realized that I haven't blogged in a while today. One of my friends was talking to me about my blog at lunch (thank you very much. It makes my day when people talk about my blog.), and she was all, "oh! I haven't read your blog in a while!" and then I was like, "Oh.. I haven't blogged in a while." So here I am. (Are all the font/color/various changes annoying to you guys? I try to punctuate it how I talk. And I suppose it sounds a lot better when it's verbal... But that doesn't work.)
So, I decided to talk about being socially awkward. I think it's a thing amongst bloggers. And it really helps to blog. Like, if I can make blog-friends and live vicariously through this, I won't need human companionship. But that's not my point. (Although I don't like teenagers.. More on that later. Maybe.)
HOWEVER! I don't really understand people. Those of you who really know me, doubt that. Everyone at school, doesn't. For the first quarter of high school, I never talked. I was way too shy. My first day of school was entirely silent.
I completely forgot what else I was going to say and I feel that, due to my large lapse in posts, that I really do need to make a longer post. Maybe about my life? Well, I: went to school, went to bed, danced, went to school, went to bed, went to school, almost fell asleep in class... Exciting, right? I know. Here's a song while I think:

Okay! Think time over! I'm going to do a photodump! Well, kinda sorta. I'm going to take things that I like, that inspire me, etc., etc. and put them all here! Along with some videos. Because everyone loves videos. Well, probably not everyone. I doubt the Amish are too keen on them. And WBC. But they hate everyone.

Okay! I found what I want to do! Vintage pinup! So I'm going to get this out of the way.

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151!!

This is my 151st post!! Which I felt was rather schnazzy. I should post it at 151.. But I really don't want to be awake that late. So here are 151 of my favorite things!

haha.. Are you guys crazy?? there's no way I'm posting 151 things. Many reasons. 1) this blog would be crazy long. 2) I want sleep! 3) There is no other reason. Other than... I don't want to cite that many things! So just have 151 Pokemon and a few videos. Read my older blogs for 151 other things that I like.

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Look! A unicorn! Because nobody can get mad at a unicorn.

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Fine! Here's a Disney reference and a baby.

Last Unicorn

I felt like a failure not posting today. So here's a really quick post-it about "The Last Unicorn". I really want to see that movie again and just really like some of the quotes. So here's my slacker I-need-to-post-but-I-don't-wanna-so-I'm-just-gonna-post-quotes-and-pictures.

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 Amalthea: But I'm always dreaming, even when I'm awake; it is never finished. 

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 Schmendrick: There are no happy endings because nothing ends. 

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Prince Lir: Heroes know that things must happen when it is time for them to happen. A quest may not simply be abandoned; unicorns may go unrescued for a long time, but not forever; a happy ending cannot come in the middle of the story. 

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Molly: And where were you twenty years ago? Ten years ago? Where were you when I was new? When I was one of those innocent young maidens you always come to? How dare you! How dare you come to me now, when I am this! ...  It would be the last unicorn that came to Molly Grue. It's all right, I forgive you. 

Yellow

I really like the color yellow. It's just so fun and bright and happy. Sadly, I'm Italian so yellow does not look good on me. But I really like it for decorating. Like, it's just so much fun! I'm almost positive that, when I grow up, my house will be decorated like Elycia and Kaylah's. I just love their style. Not a lot of yellow but there are still bright pops of color and lots of neutral decorations. Just go look. I linked to their blogs. 
Back to yellow, because I could spend forever gushing over those two. I love their styles. Yellow is just really happy and fun and surprising. Like, whenever I see yellow, I think of rainy days. But it has to be the right yellow. Mustard is too dark and looks tacky. And neon yellow is too bright and obnoxious. But I like the medium yellows. They're still bright and fun but still classy.
I think yellow really belongs in the kitchen. Paired with a bright teal. Oh.. So pretty<3

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 I must have a kid now! They need this pacifier. Anybody have a kid I can steal?? I don't wanna have my own!

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Oh Jeez

So, maybe it's where I live, but homophobia seems to run rampant around me. And, once again, I've gotten into a fight on gay rights. So, here are some points that have been brought up.

1. Gay marriage will allow pedophilia. Well, this makes sense. Allowing two consenting adults to commit themselves to each other and show the greatest form of love and commitment will TOTALLY allow one adult to attack and force them self onto an innocent victim.. Okay.
2. "The Bible says..." Well, it's nice to know that you are well-voiced in religion. However, America was founded upon liberty and justice for all and the statement, "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances." So, your religious argument against it really doesn't matter. It was set out from the beginning that America wouldn't choose a religion We can all believe what we want.
3. It will affect the protection of a new generation. Well, first of all, America has ZPG at the moment. So we can barely cover our losses. And, secondly, I don't believe in raising my children as homophobic, narrow-minded people. 

That's all I can think of for now. Post ridiculous reasons you've heard against gay marriage and I will reply to/dispute them. I think debating is tons of fun so I'll do it all day long. Or comment with another issue you've heard about. I'd be interested to hear about them and, possibly, debate them.

Coolest Thing EVER

So.. I came across something today where a woman takes Halloween face paint and paints animals onto her LIPS!! Coolest thing ever. Look! Just look! I really like unique makeup. I love lips. Mouths are so expressive and can be so... Expressive. Angry? Look at their mouth. Happy? Mouth. Sad? Mouth. Seductive? Well, you get the point. Since I'm lazy, all the pictures are from here. Oh wait! The final three are from here. Oh and I suppose I should have mentioned this before, the artist is Paige Thompson.